Monday, September 20, 2004

Hoo-rah, I have an altar.

We spent most of yesterday cleaning the house in anticipation of my grandparents' arrival, which was supposed to occur today but there's been a lot of rain (they're driving here in an RV from Idaho) so it'll be another day or so. ANYway, we finally got around to moving my bunny into the ex-guest room with all the other bunnies so he won't be lonely anymore. My sister asked me if I wanted this old table of hers, and now that I had room for it I took it. I put it where Harley's cage used to be, put the appropriate candles and incenses in each of the directions and my burner in the center, and BAM- altar.

I burnt a "Devotion" scented incense from California and meditated for a bit. After maybe five minutes I got a feeling that if I went looking for this turquoise bracelet that I lost five or six years ago and had been looking for ever since, I would find it. So I went into my closet and within five minutes I found the bracelet in question, along with a bunch of other things that had gone missing. In a place where I had definitely NOT expected it to be, no less. I don't even know why I looked there. But I did, and now I've got some turquoise and silver in my mineral totem collection.

And then TODAY, I worked nine hours. ::gonk:: Seven to four, with my break at ten. Six hours of standing in the same place, with no break. After I finally got off (twenty minutes late, I might add) I asked Brandon if I could get a free cheeseburger even though I had already had my meal- I figured that since it had been six hours since my break, there shouldn't be any problem with it and it was only a cheeseburger. He let me have it... which was good since I think I probably would have thrown a tantrum on the floor if I couldn't have it. Boy howdy- I don't think that cheeseburger could have tasted any better if I was stoned.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
THE NEWSPAPERS ARE NOT FREE.

Why do you people keep thinking that they're just free for the taking? It says right on it that it costs 50 cents, and $1.50 on Sundays. Why would anyone give a newspaper away for free? We put out little cheapie rulers for little kids, and people asked if they were free. We put out a newspaper with a price on it, and people just fucking walk off with it. And when we say that the newspaper costs 50 cents, they get all huffy like it's highway robbery. Who the fuck gives away newspapers? You show me a place that has free newspapers, and I will point you to a mirror and show you someone who's been stealing newspapers.

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