No, you stupid twat. No one wants to hear you sing.
Attention Certain People (Ali Neville and Hannah Beebe in particular):
I've put up with you for at least four years, and now that we're about to graduate, I can say whatever I want on the Intarweb without fear of getting sued by the school for pain and suffering. So, since you've obviously found this by Googling yourself looking for fan pages, read this:
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING.
You can't sing. You're tone fucking deaf. People tell you to shut the hell up and you don't stop. What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you unaware that there are people around you who don't want to hear your caterwauling? If anyone else was singing, you'd get pissed and tell them to shut up, and get pissed again when they tell you to cram it. What makes you so damn special? Nothing, that's what. Some of you are self-absorbed socially deficient morons, and others of you are self-absorbed socially proficient whores. It doesn't matter. You need to shut the hell up.
Ironically enough, I encourage you all to try out for the next American Idol. Not because I consider myself alone in seeing you as talentless twits, but because you need to be told by someone of stature (if that's an appropriate phrase to describe Simon Cowell) that you can not fucking sing. Not that it'll do any good, but I'll enjoy watching you get chewed out onstage and bitch offstage. Now THAT'S reality TV- as in, reality just fucked you in the ass and called you Betty.
I've put up with you for at least four years, and now that we're about to graduate, I can say whatever I want on the Intarweb without fear of getting sued by the school for pain and suffering. So, since you've obviously found this by Googling yourself looking for fan pages, read this:
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING.
You can't sing. You're tone fucking deaf. People tell you to shut the hell up and you don't stop. What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you unaware that there are people around you who don't want to hear your caterwauling? If anyone else was singing, you'd get pissed and tell them to shut up, and get pissed again when they tell you to cram it. What makes you so damn special? Nothing, that's what. Some of you are self-absorbed socially deficient morons, and others of you are self-absorbed socially proficient whores. It doesn't matter. You need to shut the hell up.
Ironically enough, I encourage you all to try out for the next American Idol. Not because I consider myself alone in seeing you as talentless twits, but because you need to be told by someone of stature (if that's an appropriate phrase to describe Simon Cowell) that you can not fucking sing. Not that it'll do any good, but I'll enjoy watching you get chewed out onstage and bitch offstage. Now THAT'S reality TV- as in, reality just fucked you in the ass and called you Betty.
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